As much as I don't like fighting warlocks, I crack up every time a felguard charges me yelling "I PLAY ALL MY RECORDS BACKWARDS"

What, mortal?... That was my plan.

Oh man, busting out the WC3 demon quotes now?

"*Horrible screams in the background.* And that concludes our demonstration. Any questions?"

"*Ring ring* Hello? GAH! For the last time, i'm a Dreadlord, NOT A DRUGLORD."

"Darkness...... needs to get DSL. His phone line is always busy."

(Dont remember the whole thing, but...)

"Well, Kimcake, I love you... but I have something to tell you... uhhhh... i'm a demon."
*Audience gasps*
"Actually, more of a pitlord."
"What? I thought you said you were a postman?"
"Well... I moonlight."

"I play all my records backwards; sdrawkcab sdrocer ym lla yalp I"

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LOCK S THAT PLAY WITH SUCCY ALL THE TIME = NOOB!

L2 FELGUARD

BEST LINE WHEN SUMMOMED "WHAT HAPPEN TO YOUR FRIENDS?"

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What kind of noob locks spec felguard?

See, I can do it too.

I roll with succy to instances 95% of the time, due to the extreme need for CC in outlands instances, and usually, when you have a lock in group, it's only because you couldn't get a mage.

I haven't used my Succy in a long time...

I think tonight I'll let her out to play just so I can hear what she has to say. :)

that annoys the crap out of me. i hear it WAY too much.
there needs to be an option in interface options/advanced to mute minion phrases as it annoys the crap out of my on my lock and when i'm grouped with a lock

I don't mind the VW's voice. But the rest... yeah. When I'm in town I keep the felpup out, he's cute... and silent.

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"Do you have a flag? ... No flag, no country! Those are the rules, that...I just made up."
-Eddie Izzard

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LOL

"It's the rebels sir... they're here."
"Do they want tea?"
"No I think they're after something a little more than that. I'm not sure what it is... but they brought a flag."

Thats what you get for being an overpowered lock. lol.

It would be nice to have an option to either allow mobs/pets use text or voice. I can ignore /say things they do really easy, but the voices are hard to ignore. It reminds me of those crappy games you play as a kid on a SNES or something, were your player repeats like 3 "witty" lines over and over. Makes you go insane.

In beta, I created a Warlock with the intent on leveling him to 60.

At level 30 Blizzard Implemented the first emotes... The sucubuss ass slap.

There was a bug, the sound file would loop continiously. I never made it past level 30. Still don't have a warlock :(

/ruined for life

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Proof: CMs play warlocks.

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Let's get this party started!

SPAWN MORE OVERLORDS.

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This is why I only ever use my felpuppy. The pet that doesn't talk back. A Warlock's best friend.

The imp is even worse, IMO.

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THIS IS NOT IN MY CONTRACT!

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Ghost Reporting....

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don't you hate on the ghosts, those guys wen't through some intense training to learn how to say those catch phrases in such a badass voice.