Greetings. My name is Kre. I am an assassin.

My associates and I are currently taking requests on NPCs that are targeted for elimination. Please fill out the following template with your requested NPC, and you can rest assured that your target will be eating dirt soon.

Name:
Reason:
Client:

Previously eliminated targets.

Name: Lady Katrina Prestor
Reason: Secretly Onxyia, daughter of Deathwing. Corrupting human political leaders to suit her needs
Client: Marshal Windsor
Assassin: Rajitanti (Spirestone)
Proof: http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=6286660085&sid=1

Name: Magatha Grimtotem
Reason: Traitor to Thunder Bluff and the tauren people.
Client: Cairne Bloodhoof
Assassin: Nebesk (Azshara)
Proof: http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=6286600202&postId=62858751434&sid=1

Name: Falstad Wildhammer
Reason: Literary offspring of author, Richard Knaak
Client: Every literate person in the universe.
Assassin: Tugros (Altar of Storms)
Proof: http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=6286600213&postId=62858751420&sid=1

Name: Auctioneer Chilton
Reason: Nuff said
Client: Non-warriors and those who aren't rocking their s3 weapon within a week of s3 release
Assassin: Kre (Spirestone)
Proof: http://s11.photobucket.com/albums/a198/TheFuzzyOne/?action=view&current=WoWScrnShot_050308_182739.jpg

Name: Myra Tyrngaarde <Bread Vendor>
Reason: Will not shut up about her bread.
Clent: Everyone in the Ironforge AH.
Assassin: Psyduck (Quel'dorei)
Proof: http://s111.photobucket.com/albums/n150/boomentropy/?action=view&current=WoWScrnShot_050408_033347.jpg

Name: Ishana
Reason: Bugging out Socrethar.
Client: Drpancake
Assassin: Mesarthim (Ursin)
Proof: http://s189.photobucket.com/albums/z22/Terminus04/?action=view&current=WoWScrnShot_041208_175458.jpg

Name: Fandral Staghelm
Reason: Huge douche bag.
Client: Vytus
Assasin: Threbbing (Kargath)
Proof: http://img128.imageshack.us/img128/8379/wowscrnshot013108234255ti8.jpg

Name: Drysc, wandering Draenei in the Exodar.
Reason: Do we need a reason? Because he's a CM?
Client: All the US-WoW forums.
Assassin: Nuril (Lethon)
Proof: http://i27.tinypic.com/30x8ig7.jpg

Name: The crazy child molester under the bridge leading to Silvermoon City.
Reason: He brought us to a dark place.
Client: The children of Silvermoon.
Assassin: Aelas (Scarlet Crusade
Proof: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v353/cell755/WoWScrnShot_050408_170551.jpg

Name: Champion Vranesh
Reason: Silvermoon City
Client: For being a huge stuck-up, pompous ass even toward the brave defenders of Silvermoon. He's the reason Blood Elves dont get any respect.
Client: The Blood Knight Order
Assassin: Aelas (Scarlet Crusade)
Proof: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v353/cell755/WoWScrnShot_050408_172753.jpg

Name: Auctioneer Yarly
Reason: NO WAI
Client: O RLY owl (O'reilly)
Assassin: Aelas (Scarlet Crusade)
Proof: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v353/cell755/WoWScrnShot_050408_182938.jpg

Name: Jeremiah Payson <Cockroach Vendor>
Reason: To put him out of his misery.
Client: Unknown
Assassin: Aelas (Scarlet Crusade)
Proof: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v353/cell755/WoWScrnShot_050408_183647.jpg

Name: Ott in Tarren Mill
Reason: For stealing the last name of a great baseball player.
Client: Vorilyn
Assassin: Aelas (Scarlet Crusade)
Proof: For stealing the last name of a great baseball player.

I'm bored...why not :3

Name: Thor, Sentinel Hill Gryphon Master
Reasons: For thinking he's good enough to have the same name as the son of Odin
Client: Danemoth

You ah....you linked the wrong thread for the Lady's assasination. That's Magatha again.

Seriously, this is perhaps the most interesting thread of the day.

It gets the Mothballs seal of approval

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Q u o t e:
I'm bored...why not :3

Name: Thor, Sentinel Hill Gryphon Master
Reasons: For thinking he's good enough to have the same name as the son of Odin
Client: Danemoth

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Assassin en route. Your order will be available shortly.

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Q u o t e:
WANTED!!!

Name: Fandral Staghelm
Reason: Huge douche bag.
Client: Vytus

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This request has been placed into the queue. This may take some time to occur.

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Q u o t e:
You ah....you linked the wrong thread for the Lady's assasination. That's Magatha again.

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Fixed. Forums ate my post, had to copy paste some stuff.

Name : Vaan Stormpike.
Reason : Opposing the Horde.
Client : Bullfred

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Q u o t e:
WANTED!!!

Name: Fandral Staghelm
Reason: Huge douche bag.
Client: Vytus

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The three assassinations mentioned above were commited by lone killers.

If a lone assassin attempts to attack Staghelm, Staghelm will rip out their spine and show it to them before they die.

*inserts devs warriors names*

make it so


i consider a dev an npc, since they are not a player, they are a creator

Name: Arthas (aka Lich King)
Reason: I want his Sword!
Client: Myn

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Q u o t e:


The three assassinations mentioned above were commited by lone killers.

If a lone assassin attempts to attack Staghelm, Staghelm will rip out their spine and show it to them before they die.

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I'd pay to see that!

WANTED!

Target: High Overlord Saurfang
Reason: He wants to see you try
Client High Overlord Saurfang

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Q u o t e:
WANTED!

Target: High Overlord Saurfang
Reason: He wants to see you try
Client High Overlord Saurfang

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Massive LOL. Seriously awesome.