Just recently I have been saving up badges for my PvP cloak everyone already has. I've been subbing in for guilds in kara, coming to kill the last boss of UB, and begging people to fill our last group spot and heal for heroic ramps. It seemed like no matter how hard I tried, I would never accumulate enough badges.. and things were not getting any better.
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Desperately trying to find a tank before my group became un-motivated to even attempt heroic crypts, I stumbled across a familiar warrior named Deathhand. I have only heard of the nonsense he did, and only thought it was to make him look bad. Before we started, (after he ran into the wrong instance and we had to convince him to come out) he gave us a speech.
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That is only part of what he told us. He went on about how we should not attack a mob until he had aggro for over 5 seconds. He was even telling the healer that he should heal him when he went under a certain point. After a 15 minute warmup speech, we were ready to rock and roll.. or so I thought. : \
Deathhand would run up to a mob, stand nearly on top of it, hit it once, run back 10 yards, and shoot it with its bow repeatedly. The mob was spamming shadowbolts at him, and wouldn't follow Deathhand's example. We couldn't dps because he was not generating ANY threat.
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When we started to dps, he would yell at us, and direct us back to what he said before...
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So we manage to kill one pat, no big deal. I start feeling a little more confident that we can finish this instance and I can get my cloak before I log. That confidence left me rather quick.
On our next pull, Deathhand didn't mark if we were going to sheep or trap the mob. I guess he wanted to make things a little more interesting. I decide to sheep, and the hunter decides to dps it. Now it is NOT the hunters fault for dpsing the target because he was not given any instruction, but somehow it becomes my fault for sheeping it. The hunter put serpent sting on it so I couldn't keep it sheeped. Deathhand apparently can't handle two mobs was what I concluded.
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Deathhand somehow (I don't know how he does it) managed to pull a set of pats, and over pulls on a set of mobs who are no where near each other. I desperately spam sheep on the target he marked as moon (refer to his speech), only to get spammed by this.
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After that, he even had the courage to say this.
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I was so upset that I had to go for a walk - literally. When I came back I saw this.
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He is so goddamn annoying, I couldn't handle it. When I went back inside, he decided to pull yellow mobs, after we told him not to. It was like pulling teeth trying to get through to this guy.
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After much argument between Deathhand and the rest of us, he decided to book it and leave. The rest of the group was relieved, but I was still where I left off - 58 badges.
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So the moral of this story kids, is don't second doubt Deathhand. I gave him a chance thinking he would be alright, but he seriously is THE WORST TANK I'VE EVER SEEN. Oh, and pretty pretty please somebody do a heroic with me?
I NEED ONLY 2 MOAR BADGES!1!11
