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  • 0. Favourite ways to make a healer cry/hate you.   11/03/2009 12:49:48 AM PST
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So I ran with a group today (no names) and so many things just killed me. I understand new 80's learning the heroic game but it drove me nuts. Here are a few things that make this tree cry/hate:

Ignoring the OOM Macro. I took a long time trying to make it friendly yet concise. After three fights of not paying attention to this beg for tea 3 people faceplanted. Sorry.

Life tapping yourself to death: Life tap is a vital part of warlocks. It was my first class and I understand that. What happened to telling me you are going to life tap? I panic when I see your life drop to 20 that fast. When you do it repeatedly it makes me really want to stop healing you.

Actively trying to steal aggro from the tank because you wanted to be the tank. Uhm, face plant.

Expecting the healer to dps down her own adds. Waves of zombies+squishy tree=wipe.

Inviting a healer (that advertises in trade/lfg channel as a healer only) then asking her to DPS. For the last time, I heal ONLY. I advertise this since I duel spec'd but don't use it.

What really makes you angry as a healer?

Him: So you actually like frozen evil Popsicles?
Me: I say nothing.
Me 2min later: What's wrong with that????
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  • 1. Re: Favourite ways to make a healer cry/hate    11/03/2009 12:52:05 AM PST
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Watching any tank with over 30k mark mobs in any Heroic with a kill order.
Mark less, tank and kill more.

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  • 4. Re: Favourite ways to make a healer cry/hate    11/03/2009 12:54:31 AM PST
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Probably, and a troll. :D *hug*

Him: So you actually like frozen evil Popsicles?
Me: I say nothing.
Me 2min later: What's wrong with that????
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  • 5. Re: Favourite ways to make a healer cry/hate    11/03/2009 12:54:37 AM PST
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I tank heroics on my warlock.

Either through 2800 spellpower or 34k hp stam set, your pick.

Don't worry - I hate my gold icon more then you do.
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  • 6. Re: Favourite ways to make a healer cry/hate    11/03/2009 12:54:39 AM PST
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"Heals don't crit"
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  • Nordrassil
  • 7. Re: Favourite ways to make a healer cry/hate    11/03/2009 12:54:42 AM PST
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People who ask for heals
Dk's who DG off the tank
People who stand in fires
Tanks that let 1 mob loose and ends up killing me
Tanks that can't hold aggro
Dps who don't understand how to manage aggro
People who ask for rezzes after a wipe
People who ask for a rez during a fight
I think thats about it.
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  • 8. Re: Favourite ways to make a healer cry/hate    11/03/2009 12:55:21 AM PST
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DPS (specifically mages) that go all out on the dps at the begining of a fight, thus stealing aggro from the tank.

Edit : Also tanks who run around a corner and tank. Or dps that runs around a corner to dps.

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  • 9. Re: Favourite ways to make a healer cry/hate    11/03/2009 12:55:36 AM PST
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Tanks that like to play spin the dragon.

Oh and people that like to stand in the _____.

But then again I have no problems letting the stupid die and run back when they cant seem to learn.

Some people are like Slinkys
Mostly useless, but it still puts a smile to your face when you push one down the stairs.
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  • 10. Re: Favourite ways to make a healer cry/hate    11/03/2009 12:55:44 AM PST
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Anyone who says "Heal me!" in a group.

I really hate that.

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  • 11. Re: Favourite ways to make a healer cry/hate    11/03/2009 12:57:34 AM PST
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Tanks that like to play spin the dragon.

Oh and people that like to stand in the _____.

But then again I have no problems letting the stupid die and run back when they cant seem to learn.


I whole heartedly agree. Stupid=Facedown. It's a peeve really.

Him: So you actually like frozen evil Popsicles?
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  • Cho'gall
  • 12. Re: Favourite ways to make a healer cry/hate    11/03/2009 12:57:44 AM PST
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Why would I want a healer to hate me?
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  • 13. Re: Favourite ways to make a healer cry/hate    11/03/2009 12:58:29 AM PST
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I think you covered most of the bases. However I can add this: I am not a fan of rushing. Rushing is sloppy. Rushing is stressful. I am not going to say that I do not enjoy a quick run, but a quick run is a fluid run. You can't just "decide" you're going to pull without at least checking people's mana bars.

I also hate tanks that are oblivious to new adds. I had a tank once that wouldn't pick up anything new unless it walked directly to him. His reasoning: You gained aggro, you deal with it. I am healing your ass. Get it off me or I'm no longer healing it.

A man with naught to ponder is not a man at all.
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  • 14. Re: Favourite ways to make a healer cry/hate    11/03/2009 12:58:35 AM PST
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Q u o t e:
Why would I want a healer to hate me?


We hate rogues by nature... Though less when they are in our group.
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  • Dragonblight
  • 15. Re: Favourite ways to make a healer cry/hate    11/03/2009 01:03:08 AM PST
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The healers in my guild have a saying

"I can heal damage, but I can't heal Stupid"

I feel it applies to all of those who love to stand in fire/ice/poison clouds/missiles/angrydragoncleaverange

(>^_^(^O_O)^
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  • Dalvengyr
  • 16. Re: Favourite ways to make a healer cry/hate    11/03/2009 01:04:20 AM PST
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Putting BoP on the tank.

Of course, that's a pretty good way to annoy the entire group, not just the healer.
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  • Garithos
  • 17. Re: Favourite ways to make a healer cry/hate    11/03/2009 01:06:45 AM PST
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...people have asked me on my level eighty mage why I wasn't healing.

It...confused me.

Worgen should have English accents!


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I say, run away little girl!
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  • Thunderhorn
  • 18. Re: Favourite ways to make a healer cry/hate    11/03/2009 01:07:01 AM PST
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Fok, Fok, Global Thermal Sapper, Fok. this can either be done w/o ToT on someone or putting it on the healer for extra fun.
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  • Draenor
  • 19. Re: Favourite ways to make a healer cry/hate    11/03/2009 01:08:43 AM PST
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Let me tank for you.

>.>

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