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Nethaera

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80. Re: Goblins: I want to kick them 11/05/2009 01:29:41 PM PST

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And exploding. Especially exploding.

They do have short fuses. I think they cut them short at birth...

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Echosoldier

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Silver Hand

81. Re: Goblins: I want to kick them 11/05/2009 01:30:26 PM PST

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Until they land, get in the shredder and chop you to pieces then sell your organs at profit

Usually they are dazed for a good half hour if they didn't blow themselves up mid-flight or when they landed.

Giving me time to rob them and leave.

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Arthas

82. Re: Goblins: I want to kick them 11/05/2009 01:54:50 PM PST

2nd

Maxkrist

Thaurissan

83. Re: Goblins: I want to kick them 11/05/2009 02:08:18 PM PST

LOL

why did i know even before clicking on this thread that it was created by a Tauren?

I think he has Big Man Syndrome!

^_^

Leofred

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Thorium Brotherhood

84. Re: Goblins: I want to kick them 11/05/2009 02:40:03 PM PST

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Yes I do. They are so small and feeble. I want to run them over with my kodo and squish them like ants. Why couldn't blizz keep the midgets on the ally side where they belong?

We look forward to our future goblin punting contests (sponsored by the First Bank of Gnomeregan).

I wonder if a Draenei with a running start can match a Tauren's gnome-punting distance.

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Silvermoon

85. Re: Goblins: I want to kick them 11/05/2009 04:36:39 PM PST

Goblins are badass. Worgens are for kids.

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Ryill

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Kul Tiras

86. Re: Goblins: I want to kick them 11/05/2009 04:44:00 PM PST

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They do have short fuses. I think they cut them short at birth...

They have fuses? I thought they were akin to mines, pressure activated.

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Rhaerian

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Proudmoore

87. Re: Goblins: I want to kick them 11/05/2009 04:48:37 PM PST

-eats a goblin as a ghost wolf-

om nom nom nom *BURP*

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Ryill

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Kul Tiras

88. Re: Goblins: I want to kick them 11/05/2009 04:50:49 PM PST

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-eats a goblin as a ghost wolf-

om nom nom nom *BURP*

Enjoy your explosive diarrhea

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Arathor

89. Re: Goblins: I want to kick them 11/05/2009 04:50:56 PM PST

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They do have short fuses. I think they cut them short at birth...

O.O

Your logic is no match for my stupidity!™

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Hyjal

90. Re: Goblins: I want to kick them 11/05/2009 04:55:14 PM PST

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They do have short fuses. I think they cut them short at birth...

This almost seems like a circumcision joke...

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Bloodscalp

91. Re: Goblins: I want to kick them 11/05/2009 05:01:48 PM PST

If Blizz didn't want them to be punted then they shouldn't have made them so puntable.

Ryill

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Kul Tiras

92. Re: Goblins: I want to kick them 11/05/2009 05:10:04 PM PST

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If Blizz didn't want them to be punted then they shouldn't have made them so puntable.

Why would they do that? Blizz obviously wants to watch idiots lose their legs

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Lightbringer

93. Re: Goblins: I want to kick them 11/05/2009 05:27:35 PM PST

Gnomes are for kicking.

Goblins were meant to be plucked up by the airs and flung.

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Bleeding Hollow

94. Re: Goblins: I want to kick them 11/06/2009 04:51:32 AM PST

The good thing about Goblins is that they blow themselves up
Just sit back and watch the show

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Echosoldier

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Silver Hand

95. Re: Goblins: I want to kick them 11/06/2009 06:58:27 AM PST

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Gnomes are for kicking.

Goblins were meant to be plucked up by the airs and flung.

Truth, as stated before.

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Hakkar

96. Re: Goblins: I want to kick them 11/06/2009 07:38:49 AM PST

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They do have short fuses. I think they cut them short at birth...

Blue confirmed, Goblins practice circumcision. New class in the expansion after cataclysm: Goblin Rabbi. Oh, and I suppose this confirms the whole jewish/good with money thing.

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Caelestrasz

97. Re: Goblins: I want to kick them 11/06/2009 07:45:53 AM PST

I bet any decent goblin will sell his own mother to be punted.

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Blade's Edge

98. Re: Goblins: I want to kick them 11/06/2009 07:54:52 AM PST

I wish the horde had gotten Vrykul instead of goblins. I'd rather be a viking than a little green...thing. o_O

Perhaps in the next Expac. >_>

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Lightning's Blade

99. Re: Goblins: I want to kick them 11/06/2009 08:10:05 AM PST

Because apparently 4:1 odds at wintergrasp isn't quite enough for allies.
They need all the belfs to reroll worgen to even the odds @ 8:1.

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