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Staric

Arathor

60. Re: Goblins: I want to kick them 11/05/2009 12:51:23 PM PST

Q u o t e:
We can make a Truce! Alliance get Goblin Throwing, Horde Get Gnome Football

Deal?

The difference is we can shove a fuse down a Goblin and toss them at you.

Instant artillery.

Your logic is no match for my stupidity!™

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Pajamasalad

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Mannoroth

61. Re: Goblins: I want to kick them 11/05/2009 12:53:53 PM PST

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The difference is we can shove a fuse down a Goblin and toss them at you.

Instant artillery.

I tried to kick a Gnome once and stubbed my toe. They are like rocks!

I don't think a Goblin works like that :P He would bite your fingers off.

Staric

Arathor

62. Re: Goblins: I want to kick them 11/05/2009 12:55:09 PM PST

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I tried to kick a Gnome once and stubbed my toe. They are like rocks!

I don't think a Goblin works like that :P He would bite your fingers off.

Not if you grab him by the ear.

Everyone knows that Goblins go paralytic when you touch their ears.

Also, I'm firing you from your archrival position.

Your logic is no match for my stupidity!™

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Pajamasalad

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Mannoroth

63. Re: Goblins: I want to kick them 11/05/2009 12:55:46 PM PST

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Not if you grab him by the ear.

Everyone knows that Goblins go paralytic when you touch their ears.

Also, I'm firing you from your archrival position.

Why am I fired.

Staric

Arathor

64. Re: Goblins: I want to kick them 11/05/2009 12:58:12 PM PST

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Why am I fired.

Bulfrogg and I patched things up.

He hates me again and all I had to do was set him on fire.

Who would've guessed?

So I suppose we can be forum pals now.

Your logic is no match for my stupidity!™

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Pajamasalad

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Mannoroth

65. Re: Goblins: I want to kick them 11/05/2009 12:59:55 PM PST

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Bulfrogg and I patched things up.

He hates me again and all I had to do was set him on fire.

Who would've guessed?

So I suppose we can be forum pals now.

ya?

Staric

Arathor

66. Re: Goblins: I want to kick them 11/05/2009 01:00:54 PM PST

Q u o t e:

ya?

Ya.

Your logic is no match for my stupidity!™

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Benjy

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The Forgotten Coast

67. Re: Goblins: I want to kick them 11/05/2009 01:02:56 PM PST

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Yes I do. They are so small and feeble. I want to run them over with my kodo and squish them like ants. Why couldn't blizz keep the midgets on the ally side where they belong?

We will squish all Tauren, with nukes.

Pajamasalad

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Mannoroth

68. Re: Goblins: I want to kick them 11/05/2009 01:07:47 PM PST

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We will squish all Tauren, with nukes.

I don't like that idea. Can we work something out?

Staric

Arathor

69. Re: Goblins: I want to kick them 11/05/2009 01:09:19 PM PST

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I don't like that idea. Can we work something out?

A large boot then?

Your logic is no match for my stupidity!™

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Pajamasalad

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Mannoroth

70. Re: Goblins: I want to kick them 11/05/2009 01:13:58 PM PST

Q u o t e:
A large boot then?

You want me to what?

Staric

Arathor

71. Re: Goblins: I want to kick them 11/05/2009 01:14:49 PM PST

Q u o t e:

You want me to what?

Squish them with a large boot.

Your logic is no match for my stupidity!™

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Pajamasalad

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Mannoroth

72. Re: Goblins: I want to kick them 11/05/2009 01:18:22 PM PST

Q u o t e:
Squish them with a large boot.

Aren't they like rocks? Do I get a heavy boot? Can someone else do it for me?

Dró

Thunderhorn

73. Re: Goblins: I want to kick them 11/05/2009 01:19:24 PM PST

Pajamasalad ftw?

Nethaera

Blizzard Poster

74. Re: Goblins: I want to kick them 11/05/2009 01:21:44 PM PST

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Yes I do. They are so small and feeble. I want to run them over with my kodo and squish them like ants. Why couldn't blizz keep the midgets on the ally side where they belong?

I would be careful when attempting to squish or kick goblins. They are prone to biting and clawing (so I hear.)

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Pajamasalad

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Mannoroth

75. Re: Goblins: I want to kick them 11/05/2009 01:22:07 PM PST

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Pajamasalad ftw?

ya!

Hoticehunter

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Frostwolf

76. Re: Goblins: I want to kick them 11/05/2009 01:23:37 PM PST

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I would be careful when attempting to squish or kick goblins. They are prone to biting and clawing (so I hear.)

And exploding. Especially exploding.

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Blackerocke

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Dawnbringer

77. Re: Goblins: I want to kick them 11/05/2009 01:24:32 PM PST

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because if you kick a goblin say goodbye to your leg

OTOH, this seems preferable to what the Worgen are going to do to your leg.

Pajamasalad

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Mannoroth

78. Re: Goblins: I want to kick them 11/05/2009 01:26:13 PM PST

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OTOH, this seems preferable to what the Worgen are going to do to your leg.

Puppy dogs?

Eitakrazal

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Shattered Hand

79. Re: Goblins: I want to kick them 11/05/2009 01:28:22 PM PST

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Again, using the method above, when you grab them by the legs and start spinning them around, the motion prevents them from doing anything but trying to hold in their lunch. This allows a smooth release without loss of extremities.

Until they land, get in the shredder and chop you to pieces then sell your organs at profit

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