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  • Eitrigg
  • 0. Goblins: I want to kick them   11/04/2009 02:43:04 PM PST
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Yes I do. They are so small and feeble. I want to run them over with my kodo and squish them like ants. Why couldn't blizz keep the midgets on the ally side where they belong?
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  • Saurfang
  • 1. Re: Goblins: I want to kick them   11/04/2009 02:48:07 PM PST
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because if you kick a goblin say goodbye to your leg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlL4isGKDpE -- how wrathgate should of ended
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  • 2. Re: Goblins: I want to kick them   11/04/2009 02:50:34 PM PST
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That's why you toss them.

Pick them up by their scrawny little legs, spin them around, and release.

It's great fun.

[ Post edited by Echosoldier ]


Fact – The most convienent way to solve a problem caused by a creature in Azeroth is with the appropriate use of a dagger in the face.
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  • 3. Re: Goblins: I want to kick them   11/04/2009 02:57:07 PM PST
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I got what you ne-YEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh........

Prepare yourselves, the bells have tolled!
Shelter your weak, your young and your old!
Each of you shall pay the final sum!
Cry for mercy; the reckoning has come!
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  • 5. Re: Goblins: I want to kick them   11/04/2009 03:01:18 PM PST
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I like them.

http://static.mmo-champion.com/mmoc/images/news/2009/september/goblin_warlock.jpg

I LOVE IT. It is cute in an insane way.
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  • Eitrigg
  • 6. Re: Goblins: I want to kick them   11/04/2009 03:04:48 PM PST
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I vote we all treat goblins as second class citizens. After all, Didn't we save them cause they where too helpless to swim to the mainland? They should be paying the Horde back big time and expecting nothing in return.
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  • 7. Re: Goblins: I want to kick them   11/04/2009 03:05:30 PM PST
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Q u o t e:
I vote we all treat goblins as second class citizens. After all, Didn't we save them cause they where too helpless to swim to the mainland? They should be paying the Horde back big time and expecting nothing in return.


>.<
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  • 8. Re: Goblins: I want to kick them   11/04/2009 03:10:05 PM PST
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Q u o t e:
I vote we all treat goblins as second class citizens. After all, Didn't we save them cause they where too helpless to swim to the mainland? They should be paying the Horde back big time and expecting nothing in return.


Cause treating the new race like second class citizens did so much to deter the Blood Elf population
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  • 9. Re: Goblins: I want to kick them   11/04/2009 03:10:22 PM PST
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Better yet, organize a Goblin-Tossing league.

Fact – The most convienent way to solve a problem caused by a creature in Azeroth is with the appropriate use of a dagger in the face.
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  • Tortheldrin
  • 10. Re: Goblins: I want to kick them   11/04/2009 03:13:03 PM PST
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Q u o t e:
Better yet, organize a Goblin-Tossing league.



Tossing goblins will be difficult after you run out of limbs.
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  • 11. Re: Goblins: I want to kick them   11/04/2009 03:14:48 PM PST
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Q u o t e:
Better yet, organize a Goblin-Tossing league.


ever hear of something called the "goblin shredder"?


Q u o t e:

we are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.


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  • 12. Re: Goblins: I want to kick them   11/04/2009 03:14:55 PM PST
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Tossing goblins will be difficult after you run out of limbs.

Again, using the method above, when you grab them by the legs and start spinning them around, the motion prevents them from doing anything but trying to hold in their lunch. This allows a smooth release without loss of extremities.

Fact – The most convienent way to solve a problem caused by a creature in Azeroth is with the appropriate use of a dagger in the face.
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  • Frostmane
  • 13. Re: Goblins: I want to kick them   11/04/2009 03:17:30 PM PST
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You won't be hating them once you get exalted with their faction and you're riding in style in your Hotrod! Oh yeah, I can dig it.

Yeah, I want me a goblin "mount".
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  • 14. Re: Goblins: I want to kick them   11/04/2009 03:47:08 PM PST
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Batter up!

/tosses a goblin

Fact – The most convienent way to solve a problem caused by a creature in Azeroth is with the appropriate use of a dagger in the face.
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  • 15. Re: Goblins: I want to kick them   11/04/2009 03:48:48 PM PST
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Batter up!

/tosses a goblin


Hey! Bad dog. Bad dog!

/scold
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  • 16. Re: Goblins: I want to kick them   11/04/2009 03:51:24 PM PST
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Batter up!

/tosses a goblin


Sweet! i caught Echo's severed thumb!


Q u o t e:

we are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.


Oscar Wilde, Lady Windermere's Fan
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  • Laughing Skull
  • 17. Re: Goblins: I want to kick them   11/04/2009 03:52:37 PM PST
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Wouldnt be a good idea, Unless you enjoy having grenades strapped to your pantleg.
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  • 18. Re: Goblins: I want to kick them   11/04/2009 03:54:48 PM PST
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...That thumb's green, and both of mine are still attatched. It doesn't belong to me.

Oh, look!

The goblin bit his own thumb off when he was trying to stop himself from regurgitating.

Guess he really didn't want to pay for another meal later...

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Fact – The most convienent way to solve a problem caused by a creature in Azeroth is with the appropriate use of a dagger in the face.
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  • Elune
  • 19. Re: Goblins: I want to kick them   11/04/2009 03:55:06 PM PST
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If you swing em by their feet they might stretch out and you'll get a cross between a troll and an orc.

"Baby I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves"
"Resistance is futile. Capacitance, however, has potential"
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