24. Re: I think Zarhym may be having a stressful 11/04/2009 02:26:37 PM PST
Q u o t e: Make way!
Here he comes!
Ring bells! Bang the drums!
Are you gonna love this guy!
It's Zarhym, fabulous he, Blizzard CM
Genuflect, show some respect
Down on one knee!
Now, try your best to stay calm
Brush up your Sunday salaam
The come and meet his spectacular corterie
It's Zarhym!
Mighty is he!
Blizzard CM
Strong as ten regular trolls, definitely!
He faced the galloping horde
A hundred fel orcs with swords
Who sent those goons to their lord?
Why, it's Zarhym!
He's got seventy-five HP cameras
(don't they look lovely june)
Ergo keyboards, he's got fifty-three
(fabulous harry, I love the "any" key)
When it comes to exotic desk layouts
What's his CPU? I'm telling you,
When he reboots it dims the valley
It's Zarhym! Handsome is he, the Blizzard employee
That physique! (Red skulls are so chic)
Weak at the knee
Well, get on out in that square
Adjust your veil and prepare
To gawk and gravel and stare at Zarhym!
There's no question this CM's alluring
Never ordinary, never boring
Everything about the man just plain impresses
He's a winner, he's a whiz, a wonder!
He shuts down a troll with a crackle of thunder!
And I absolutely love the way he dresses!
It's Zarhym!
Amorous he! A skeletal swinger
Heard our forums were a mess, certainly
And that, good people, is why he got dolled up and dropped by
With sixty monitors, mice galore
Wields a banhammer like the mighty Thor
He's got a bag full of tricks in store
Browsing forty threads, got impeccible cred
Charged up with a full head of steam
Watch your mouth, it's CM Zarhym!
We must find a way to ensure he reads this.
"Any soldier worth his salt should be anti-war. And still, there are things
worth fighting for."
-General Norman Schwarzkopf
29. Re: I think Zarhym may be having a stressful 11/04/2009 02:37:49 PM PST
Becuase getting paid to troll forums is such a HORRIBLE JOB!?!?
God I have to stitch ppl back together after they do stupid things like drive drunk in order to pay my house loan..........
Zarhym
Blizzard Poster
30. Re: I think Zarhym may be having a stressful 11/04/2009 02:47:26 PM PST
Stressful day? Video game forums are serious business! If you want to see stress, come try and group with various Blizzard employees and me via the Random Heroic option of the Dungeon system on the public test realms at 4 PM PST. :)
I'm not sure yet if I'll be Horde or Alliance. It depends on how the developer accounts are distributed to us (in other words, no insinuation of favoritism toward one faction or the other should be made, especially given that I have level 80 characters on both factions on live realms).
Edit: Also, while the "cheering up" method is appreciated, threads should generally not be directed at Blizzard employees. Feedback for Blizzard posters should be sent to wowcmfeedback@blizzard.com.
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I'm glad I got my suit dry-cleaned before the riots started...
