In honor of brewfest, I thought it would be fun to do this. Feel free to add your own (mine isn't all that great, I'm afraid).

Thunderbrew presents...Real Men of Warcraft Genius
(Real Men of Warcraft Genius)

Today we salute you, Mr. Rolled a Blood Elf Hunter
(Mr. Rolled a Blood Elf Hunter)
Because to you, racials aren't nearly as important as how good you look.
(Such confusing feelings)
When others told you that Orc, Troll, or even Tauren was a better choice, you said "No way!"
(I didn't read the forums)
Just because your still using that Ghostclaw Lynx you trained at level 10, doesn't mean you forgot to train it Claw Rank II.
(Oops yes I did)
When others we getting their mains to 70, you were trying to swim to Azuremyst to tame a Ravager.
(My hearth is on a cooldown)
So crack open an ice cold Thunderbrew your Altaholic Artisan. Because thanks to you, people no longer make fun of me for rolling a Troll Priest.
(I've got mad throwing skills)

Tonight, we salute you, Mr. Overzealous Fire Mage!

(Mister Overzealous Fire Maaaage!)

You found a group, and you know what you're there for: Huge yellow numbers!

(I love me some Pyroblaaaast.)

You never worry about pulling agg: If the tank can hold a mob, it's a sign you're not trying!

(Hey, look, I topped out the damage meter again!)

It's never your fault when the group wipes, it just means you need more DPS!

(Does anybody have any Wizard Oiiiil?)

So here's to you, Mr. Overzealous Fire Mage!

(Mister Overzealous Fire Maaaage!)

No matter what anyone says, you stick to your strengths.

(Explosions are my streeengths!)

Thunderbrew presents...Real Men of Warcraft Genius
(Real Men of Warcraft Genius)

Today we salute you, Mr. Guy telling his guild he is a girl
(Mr. Guy telling his guild he is a girl)
Because to you, the only way to get woman, is to be one
(all girls are lesbos!)
When it came time to get on vent, you said your mike was broken....for 9 straight months
(i'll buy a new one tomorrow!)
if you need a mount...or an instance run. theres always someone to help....for a price
(do you have your cloak and wizard hat?)
while others were forming friendships and bonds...you were farming gold...from your friends
(still need an epic mount, tee-hee!)
So crack open an ice cold Thunderbrew you manly babe you. Because thanks to you, even the other woman, think theres no girls, on the internet
(I'm the only one left!)

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Q u o t e:
Thunderbrew presents...Real Men of Warcraft Genius
(Real Men of Warcraft Genius)

Today we salute you, Mr. Guy telling his guild he is a girl
(Mr. Guy telling his guild he is a girl)
Because to you, the only way to get woman, is to be one
(all girls are lesbos!)
When it came time to get on vent, you said your mike was broken....for 9 straight months
(i'll buy a new one tomorrow!)
if you need a mount...or an instance run. theres always someone to help....for a price
(do you have your cloak and wizard hat?)
while others were forming friendships and bonds...you were farming gold...from your friends
(still need an epic mount, tee-hee!)
So crack open an ice cold Thunderbrew you manly babe you. Because thanks to you, even the other woman, think theres no girls, on the internet
(I'm the only one left!)

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Wins!

LMAO YOU ALL FREAKIN ROCK!!!! I was at work reading this and my co-workers could hear me laughing from all the way down the hall... zomg too funny, I'd love for someone to actually record an audio copy of these on youtube or something.... Kudos to the OP for starting this.

This thread rocks so hard.

All three made me lol irl.

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Q u o t e:
Because thanks to you, people no longer make fun of me for rolling a Troll Priest.
(I've got mad throwing skills)

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My favorite line ever.

yes so far this is one of the best threads ever. And just for the record I used to have a 60 tauren hunter lawl.

This thread is so full of win that I pulled my lolmuscle! I'm not creative enough to make up my own, but I ache to read more from others!


GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO!!!!!!

Thunderbrew Ale Presents . . . Real Men of Warcraft Genius.
-(Real men of geeeeeniussssss)
Today we salute you, Mr. Overbearing Group Leader
-(Mr. Overbearing Group Lea-eader!)
Nonsensical commands, cries for more heals, berating the tank . . . while taking out trash mobs in Ramparts. You're either very organized, or you have a deep-seated need to control every other player in the game.
-(Don't hit the star yet!)
As soon as you enter combat, the orders begin. Do you ever say anything encouraging? No, because that would lull your party into a false sense of relaxation.
-(I need to down Murmur tonight!)
Who has a DPS chart running? Some guy that lives and dies by damage and healing meters, that's who.
-(Mage should respec FIIIIIIIIIIRRRRREEEE!)
So crack open a nice cold Thunderbrew Ale, Mr. Moar-DOTs, because you've put the UG back in PUG.
-(Mr. Super-Overbearing Group Leeeaaaadeerrr!)

Thunderbrew Ale Presents . . . Real Men of Warcraft Genius.
-(Real men of geeeeeniussssss)
Today we salute you, Mr. Arathi Basin Drill Sergeant Guy
-(Mr. Arathi Basin Drill Sergeant Guy!)
You like to dictate entire matches while camping the Farm.
-(OMG inc FARM X 15)
Now is your time to lay down the law in /bg chat while rezzing at the graveyard.
-("Get farm back NOW YOU MORONS," you type while sounding it out verbally.)
Now that you are rezzed you are free to take back farm and 3 other nodes solo with no heals.
-(Another 30 seconds of graveyard. /AFK)
So crack open a nice cold Thunderbrew Ale, Mr. Everyone Else is a Moron Who Sucks, it was probably a premade anyway, right?
-(Mr. Arathi Basin Drill Sergeant Guy )

Here's another one:

Thunderbrew presents...Real Men of Warcraft Genius
(Real Men of Warcraft Genius)

Today we salute you, Mr. AFK in AV
(Mr. AFK in AV)
Because while others were fishing or picking herbs, you had the hutzpah to do nothing at all
(Away from keyboard)
And only you seem to know the true value of defending the cave
(It's the last line of defense)
When the going gets tough, the tough get going. So you don't go
(Playing it safe)
You know that the Horde will just cheat on the marshals and win anyways, so why bother trying at all
(That's the only reason they win)
So crack open an ice cold Thunderbrew you unsung hero. Because thanks to you, sitting in the cave is not so lonely.
(Yeah I do it too)

Mr. AFK in AVeeeeeeee...

This is amazing, you guys all deserve Thunderbrews. Eldrick gets extra points for using the word "hutzpah/chutzpah."

oh man i can hear them singing those in my head now! LOLOL

/applaud

good job guys keep um coming!