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Q u o t e:
i do similar thigns all the time i have one at the moment that thinks im starting a new job soon that pays alot and im going to use that money to travel to china and marry her then bring her back and she will never work again




msn chat log

(5:11 PM) 艳柳: darling,lol
where are u now?
(5:11 PM) JaiTee: trying to work and chat to you
(5:11 PM) 艳柳: ok,tyvm and i love u
(5:12 PM) 艳柳: what do u try to work
what do u try to work?darling
(5:12 PM) JaiTee: at te moment i am doing some oceanagraphical mapping for boats
(5:13 PM) 艳柳: but not order me 1k
darling
just several dollars,lol
(5:13 PM) 艳柳 just sent you a nudge.
(5:14 PM) JaiTee: hang on darling trying to get this map done then gotta send money t my paypal
(5:14 PM) 艳柳: i will send u much naked pics to u
(5:15 PM) 艳柳: ok,i am waitting for u
but how long do u finise it
(5:16 PM) JaiTee: dunno
(5:16 PM) 艳柳: what that mean?dunno
(5:16 PM) JaiTee: its short for dont know
(5:17 PM) 艳柳: 55555,u are kidding me now
i think
u have promised me
555555
(5:17 PM) 艳柳: and i will be blamed
(5:18 PM) JaiTee: if i dont do my work i will be blamed and fired then i wont be able to afford to bring you to australia so we can get married
(5:19 PM) 艳柳: ok,i wait for u
darling,i love u and are u working now
(5:19 PM) JaiTee: yeah im working
(5:19 PM) 艳柳: ok,lol
and u need to buy more
lol
(5:20 PM) JaiTee: hehe it dosnt matter if you lose your job now ill have enough to visit you in abotu one month
(5:20 PM) 艳柳: ok
(5:20 PM) 艳柳: are u rich now\

(5:21 PM) JaiTee: i will be when i get paid
(5:21 PM) 艳柳: but when do u get pay
(5:21 PM) JaiTee: first pay is in 2 weeks
(5:21 PM) 艳柳: too long
(5:21 PM) 艳柳: but why not today order me 1k
i will send naked pics to u
(5:22 PM) JaiTee: you only want my money i thought u loved me for me
(5:23 PM) 艳柳: i love u darling
i will marry u
lol
(5:24 PM) JaiTee: i dont know if i want to marry you anymore i am worried that you are only after my money i still love you though just it hurts alot
(5:25 PM) 艳柳: no,darling,u can come to our china
and i will cook chinese food for u
(5:25 PM) 艳柳: and we live together

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your mean lol, keep it up

I am humbled by this.

10/10

Todays conversation:

"<08-31-09 16:30>[Pearpp] hey, ",
"<08-31-09 16:30>[Æsir] hey!!",
"<08-31-09 16:31>[Pearpp] do u still remember me?",
"<08-31-09 16:31>[Æsir] I just got [Treads of Dismal Fortune]|h|r :D",
"<08-31-09 16:31>[Æsir] of course",
"<08-31-09 16:31>[Pearpp] :D",
"<08-31-09 16:32>[Pearpp] and do u still remember u said u will give me a surprise?",
"<08-31-09 16:32>[Æsir] I sent you an email for a surprise",
"<08-31-09 16:33>[Pearpp] sent a letter to me /",
"<08-31-09 16:33>[Æsir] yeah",
"<08-31-09 16:33>[Pearpp] i cant get it.",
"<08-31-09 16:33>[Pearpp] and i cant see any letteer in my email. ;)",
"<08-31-09 16:33>[Æsir] :(",
"<08-31-09 16:33>[Pearpp] yes, cant see it, ",
"<08-31-09 16:34>[Æsir] ill resend it",
"<08-31-09 16:35>[Pearpp] ok.. doing it now? ",
"<08-31-09 16:35>[Æsir] soon",
"<08-31-09 16:36>[Pearpp] :). im going to resign this job this afternoon. ",
"<08-31-09 16:36>[Æsir] Should move to Australia",
"<08-31-09 16:36>[Pearpp] ;D no ",
"<08-31-09 16:36>[Æsir] awww",
"<08-31-09 16:37>[Pearpp] i dont have firends there, ",
"<08-31-09 16:37>[Æsir] you will have me",
"<08-31-09 16:37>[Æsir] I will love you forever",
"<08-31-09 16:38>[Pearpp] but ican see u Sincerity",
"<08-31-09 16:38>[Pearpp] cant see ",
"<08-31-09 16:38>[Pearpp] sry",
"<08-31-09 16:39>[Æsir] im crying now :(",
"<08-31-09 16:39>[Pearpp] my heart even broken up . ",
"<08-31-09 16:40>[Æsir] I will close my shoe factory now, there is no reason for me to be it, I only kept it so I could give you a shoe every day to show you my love",
"<08-31-09 16:41>[Æsir] I will fire all the shoes, their families will starve and their kids will die :(",
"<08-31-09 16:41>[Æsir] all because I love you",
"<08-31-09 16:41>[Pearpp] no. no . no ",
"<08-31-09 16:42>[Æsir] It's too late, i already sent the order",
"<08-31-09 16:42>[Pearpp] kk, ",
"<08-31-09 16:42>[Pearpp] so funnny",
"<08-31-09 16:43>[Pearpp] sent a pic of u to me, ok?",
"<08-31-09 16:43>[Æsir] yes",
"<08-31-09 16:44>[Pearpp] sent it soon, and chat with me on MSN , ",
"<08-31-09 16:44>[Æsir] ok",
"<08-31-09 16:44>[Pearpp] :) what's u name. lol",
"<08-31-09 16:44>[Æsir] Æsir",
"<08-31-09 16:45>[Pearpp] cant spell it , in my computer, ^_^",
"<08-31-09 16:46>[Æsir] alt 146",
"<08-31-09 16:46>[Pearpp] u name looks nice, lol",
"<08-31-09 16:46>[Æsir] for Æ",
"<08-31-09 16:46>[Pearpp] ok. ty ",
"<08-31-09 16:47>[Pearpp] still cant type it ",
"<08-31-09 16:49>[Æsir] :( just type Aesir",
"<08-31-09 16:50>[Pearpp] lol. but i havent got u letter yet?",
"<08-31-09 16:50>[Æsir] Ill send soon",
"<08-31-09 16:50>[Pearpp] u remember me email?",
"<08-31-09 16:51>[Æsir] yes",
"<08-31-09 16:51>[Pearpp] :) . ok, im waiting for u letter, but i need to go now .",
"<08-31-09 16:51>[Æsir] ok, i will mail soon",
"<08-31-09 16:51>[Æsir] i love you",
"<08-31-09 16:52>[Æsir] do you love me",
"<08-31-09 16:52>[Pearpp] dnnuo, ",
"<08-31-09 16:52>[Æsir] im crying :(",
"<08-31-09 16:53>[Æsir] all the shoes are gone",
"<08-31-09 16:53>[Pearpp] still waiting for u Sincerity",
"<08-31-09 16:54>[Pearpp] but if u fire u shoes u will make me become a evill. i wil sad everyday, ",
"<08-31-09 16:54>[Pearpp] need to go now , byebye",
"<08-31-09 16:55>[Æsir] bys xoxoxoxox",
"<08-31-09 16:55>[Pearpp] whats this?",


unfortunately I forgot to call her Bob this time :( but this is the first time a gold seller has whispered me for a follow up :p

and as always, i got the screenshots

http://s767.photobucket.com/albums/xx319/DeniedGuild/Goldseller/

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Q u o t e:
but this is the first time a gold seller has whispered me for a follow up :p

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I've actually managed to strike up a conversation with one of their farmers one day. And they talk less than Mutes. O_o

can't stop laughing...

need air

XD

That has made my week sir!

The OP might actually end gold selling. Now every gold seller is gonna get "a/s/l" tells 24/7.

I'm hot for Goldseller!

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Q u o t e:
This happened last night in H HoL. My guildies cracked up at it over vent. Enjoy.

Edit: for those reading wanting a follow up to the story, I got whispered again today and the convo is on page 4 with screenshots.

"<08-30-09 19:11>[Pearpp] hello . today i have a nice deal for u , any interesting?",
"<08-30-09 19:12>[Æsir] Ohhhh, i veby veby intebesting"
"<08-30-09 19:13>[Pearpp] do u want to buy some special price gold ? $8 per k, $75 per 10k,receiving it within 30mins",
"<08-30-09 19:13>[Pearpp] interested in it?",
"<08-30-09 19:13>[Æsir] owwwwww very very interesting awww",
"<08-30-09 19:14>[Æsir] How about better deal?",
"<08-30-09 19:15>[Æsir] 10$ per k, but only 15$ for 10k?",
"<08-30-09 19:15>[Pearpp] $70 for 10k",
"<08-30-09 19:15>[Pearpp] our bottpm price,",
"<08-30-09 19:15>[Pearpp] bottom",
"<08-30-09 19:15>[Æsir] 50$",
"<08-30-09 19:16>[Pearpp] sry , if u need then $70 f or 10k and deliverying within 29 mins",
"<08-30-09 19:16>[Æsir] 30$",
"<08-30-09 19:16>[Pearpp] you can refund if you don't get it within 29mins,thx",
"<08-30-09 19:17>[Pearpp] $70 for 10k",
"<08-30-09 19:17>[Æsir] 30$ for 9k?",
"<08-30-09 19:17>[Pearpp] sry, ",
"<08-30-09 19:18>[Æsir] ok, I was prepared to buy 100k at 30$ for 9 k, but oh well",
"<08-30-09 19:19>[Pearpp] :) . but $70 for 10k is our lowest price, sir",
"<08-30-09 19:19>[Æsir] but i was going to buy 100k! Thats a lot of rice!",
"<08-30-09 19:20>[Pearpp] if u need 100k , then the price is the price is $700",
"<08-30-09 19:20>[Æsir] WOAH!!!!",
"<08-30-09 19:20>[Pearpp] :) ",
"<08-30-09 19:21>[Æsir] NO :) ALL :(",
"<08-30-09 19:21>[Pearpp] but u make me sad,, i has gived u a lowest price now",
"<08-30-09 19:22>[Æsir] there is always a lower price",
"<08-30-09 19:22>[Pearpp] are u sure u want to buy 100k?",
"<08-30-09 19:23>[Æsir] I was, but I think I will go to the gold seller down the street, they super cheap",
"<08-30-09 19:23>[Æsir] sorry",
"<08-30-09 19:23>[Pearpp] if u really need to buy 100k and ill give u the price $650 for 100k , ",
"<08-30-09 19:24>[Pearpp] and 29 mins for deliverying.",
"<08-30-09 19:25>[Æsir] the other one said 100k for only 100$ and 2 min dilivery",
"<08-30-09 19:25>[Pearpp] thats impossible, ",
"<08-30-09 19:25>[Æsir] ok, bye Bob",
"<08-30-09 19:26>[Pearpp] gl",
"<08-30-09 19:26>[Æsir] nothing is impossible if you believe",
"<08-30-09 19:26>[Pearpp] may u get the nice deal , gl",
"<08-30-09 19:28>[Pearpp] but the business is up to honest, ty though, :)",
"<08-30-09 19:28>[Æsir] sorry Bob :(",
"<08-30-09 19:29>[Æsir] are you calling me a liar?",
"<08-30-09 19:29>[Pearpp] no. i trust u ,",
"<08-30-09 19:29>[Æsir] can i borrow 10k gold then?",
"<08-30-09 19:30>[Pearpp] but u dont believe me . :S",
"<08-30-09 19:30>[Pearpp] sry i cant have a right to borrow u gold. sry",
"<08-30-09 19:31>[Æsir] so you DONT trust me?",
"<08-30-09 19:31>[Æsir] trust is the most important thing in a relationship Bob",
"<08-30-09 19:31>[Pearpp] no , just b/c we have company rules. sry",
"<08-30-09 19:31>[Pearpp] im not Bob, sir",
"<08-30-09 19:31>[Pearpp] this is indy, and im a girl lol",
"<08-30-09 19:31>[Æsir] what's your name?",
"<08-30-09 19:32>[Pearpp] indy",
"<08-30-09 19:32>[Æsir] oh :p where do you live?",
"<08-30-09 19:32>[Pearpp] :) i m live in China",
"<08-30-09 19:32>[Æsir] Im 22, how old are you? We should date",
"<08-30-09 19:33>[Æsir] or do you have a bf?",
"<08-30-09 19:33>[Pearpp] not yet, lol",
"<08-30-09 19:33>[Æsir] oooh ;) are you cute?",
"<08-30-09 19:34>[Pearpp] im a cute girl in the real life, ",
"<08-30-09 19:34>[Æsir] hehe, do you have facebook?",
"<08-30-09 19:34>[Pearpp] no , i only have email",
"<08-30-09 19:35>[Æsir] aww :",
"<08-30-09 19:35>[Pearpp] facebook is rarely used in our country ",
"<08-30-09 19:35>[Pearpp] lol",
"<08-30-09 19:35>[Æsir] ok?",
"<08-30-09 19:35>[Pearpp] i often use email lol",
"<08-30-09 19:36>[Æsir] whats your email?",
"<08-30-09 19:36>[Pearpp] lol. but u should be faithful. b/c i turst u ,;)",
"<08-30-09 19:37>[Æsir] I dont havea gf",
"<08-30-09 19:37>[Æsir] You should come to Australia, you can stay with me ;)",
"<08-30-09 19:37>[Pearpp] my email is ********@li##*!@*",
"<08-30-09 19:37>[Pearpp] kk, u dont buy gold from me. if u do that, maybe i can give u a chance ",
"<08-30-09 19:38>[Pearpp] got my email?",
"<08-30-09 19:38>[Æsir] yeah",
"<08-30-09 19:38>[Pearpp] lol",
"<08-30-09 19:38>[Pearpp] u email?",
"<08-30-09 19:38>[Æsir] i will",
"<08-30-09 19:38>[Æsir] my love",
"<08-30-09 19:39>[Pearpp] if u buy gold from me , ill sent u some pics of me",
"<08-30-09 19:39>[Æsir] normal pics or sexy pics?",
"<08-30-09 19:40>[Pearpp] i mean my pics, both",
"<08-30-09 19:40>[Æsir] yummy",
"<08-30-09 19:41>[Pearpp] ^_^ maybe buy more than 30k , is ok , ",
"<08-30-09 19:41>[Æsir] ok :D",
"<08-30-09 19:42>[Pearpp] really? if u dont do that, u will lose the chance",
"<08-30-09 19:42>[Pearpp] b/c i ll leave here tomorrow",
"<08-30-09 19:42>[Æsir] I will think, ill email",
"<08-30-09 19:42>[Pearpp] but il leave here tomorrow",
"<08-30-09 19:43>[Æsir] ill email tonightt",
"<08-30-09 19:43>[Pearpp] but ill leave here tomorrow",
"<08-30-09 19:43>[Æsir] are you trying to take advantage of my love for you?",
"<08-30-09 19:43>[Pearpp] no. i just want a boy who love me , and he can help me out",
"<08-30-09 19:44>[Æsir] If you move to Australia, you wont need to sell gold, i own a shoe factory",
"<08-30-09 19:44>[Pearpp] i see, but i need to go to school ",
"<08-30-09 19:45>[Pearpp] i m a college student",
"<08-30-09 19:45>[Æsir] theres schools here",
"<08-30-09 19:45>[Æsir] what do you study?",
"<08-30-09 19:45>[Pearpp] business english",
"<08-30-09 19:45>[Æsir] I can teach you! I own a shoe factory and I speak English",
"<08-30-09 19:46>[Æsir] can we make love?",
"<08-30-09 19:47>[Pearpp] i see, but i lack a amount of money for my college fee , i need help",
"<08-30-09 19:47>[Æsir] you dont need college, i can teach you, im a shoe factory and own english",
"<08-30-09 19:47>[Pearpp] ty though , i have my own dream , ",
"<08-30-09 19:48>[Æsir] ill dream about you",
"<08-30-09 19:48>[Pearpp] if u dont help me, then ill lose the chance to make my dream come true, thx",
"<08-30-09 19:48>[Æsir] I have to go, i will email you, i love you",
"<08-30-09 19:49>[Pearpp] if u help me , ill love u too, :)",
"<08-30-09 19:51>[Pearpp] if u can give me a suprise tomorrow, ill give u a chance to show u love for me, bye, see u tomorrow",
"<08-30-09 19:51>[Æsir] okies :)",
"<08-30-09 19:52>[Æsir] thanks Bob :)",
"<08-30-09 19:52>[Pearpp] im not BOb",

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Gold selling in china is illegal now.

OOOMMMFFFFGGGG


III CCAAANNNTTTT STTTOOOPPP LAAAUUUGGHHHIIIINNGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q u o t e:
Todays conversation:

"<08-31-09 16:30>[Pearpp] hey, ",
"<08-31-09 16:30>[Æsir] hey!!",
"<08-31-09 16:31>[Pearpp] do u still remember me?",
"<08-31-09 16:31>[Æsir] I just got [Treads of Dismal Fortune]|h|r :D",
"<08-31-09 16:31>[Æsir] of course",
"<08-31-09 16:31>[Pearpp] :D",
"<08-31-09 16:32>[Pearpp] and do u still remember u said u will give me a surprise?",
"<08-31-09 16:32>[Æsir] I sent you an email for a surprise",
"<08-31-09 16:33>[Pearpp] sent a letter to me /",
"<08-31-09 16:33>[Æsir] yeah",
"<08-31-09 16:33>[Pearpp] i cant get it.",
"<08-31-09 16:33>[Pearpp] and i cant see any letteer in my email. ;)",
"<08-31-09 16:33>[Æsir] :(",
"<08-31-09 16:33>[Pearpp] yes, cant see it, ",
"<08-31-09 16:34>[Æsir] ill resend it",
"<08-31-09 16:35>[Pearpp] ok.. doing it now? ",
"<08-31-09 16:35>[Æsir] soon",
"<08-31-09 16:36>[Pearpp] :). im going to resign this job this afternoon. ",
"<08-31-09 16:36>[Æsir] Should move to Australia",
"<08-31-09 16:36>[Pearpp] ;D no ",
"<08-31-09 16:36>[Æsir] awww",
"<08-31-09 16:37>[Pearpp] i dont have firends there, ",
"<08-31-09 16:37>[Æsir] you will have me",
"<08-31-09 16:37>[Æsir] I will love you forever",
"<08-31-09 16:38>[Pearpp] but ican see u Sincerity",
"<08-31-09 16:38>[Pearpp] cant see ",
"<08-31-09 16:38>[Pearpp] sry",
"<08-31-09 16:39>[Æsir] im crying now :(",
"<08-31-09 16:39>[Pearpp] my heart even broken up . ",
"<08-31-09 16:40>[Æsir] I will close my shoe factory now, there is no reason for me to be it, I only kept it so I could give you a shoe every day to show you my love",
"<08-31-09 16:41>[Æsir] I will fire all the shoes, their families will starve and their kids will die :(",
"<08-31-09 16:41>[Æsir] all because I love you",
"<08-31-09 16:41>[Pearpp] no. no . no ",
"<08-31-09 16:42>[Æsir] It's too late, i already sent the order",
"<08-31-09 16:42>[Pearpp] kk, ",
"<08-31-09 16:42>[Pearpp] so funnny",
"<08-31-09 16:43>[Pearpp] sent a pic of u to me, ok?",
"<08-31-09 16:43>[Æsir] yes",
"<08-31-09 16:44>[Pearpp] sent it soon, and chat with me on MSN , ",
"<08-31-09 16:44>[Æsir] ok",
"<08-31-09 16:44>[Pearpp] :) what's u name. lol",
"<08-31-09 16:44>[Æsir] Æsir",
"<08-31-09 16:45>[Pearpp] cant spell it , in my computer, ^_^",
"<08-31-09 16:46>[Æsir] alt 146",
"<08-31-09 16:46>[Pearpp] u name looks nice, lol",
"<08-31-09 16:46>[Æsir] for Æ",
"<08-31-09 16:46>[Pearpp] ok. ty ",
"<08-31-09 16:47>[Pearpp] still cant type it ",
"<08-31-09 16:49>[Æsir] :( just type Aesir",
"<08-31-09 16:50>[Pearpp] lol. but i havent got u letter yet?",
"<08-31-09 16:50>[Æsir] Ill send soon",
"<08-31-09 16:50>[Pearpp] u remember me email?",
"<08-31-09 16:51>[Æsir] yes",
"<08-31-09 16:51>[Pearpp] :) . ok, im waiting for u letter, but i need to go now .",
"<08-31-09 16:51>[Æsir] ok, i will mail soon",
"<08-31-09 16:51>[Æsir] i love you",
"<08-31-09 16:52>[Æsir] do you love me",
"<08-31-09 16:52>[Pearpp] dnnuo, ",
"<08-31-09 16:52>[Æsir] im crying :(",
"<08-31-09 16:53>[Æsir] all the shoes are gone",
"<08-31-09 16:53>[Pearpp] still waiting for u Sincerity",
"<08-31-09 16:54>[Pearpp] but if u fire u shoes u will make me become a evill. i wil sad everyday, ",
"<08-31-09 16:54>[Pearpp] need to go now , byebye",
"<08-31-09 16:55>[Æsir] bys xoxoxoxox",
"<08-31-09 16:55>[Pearpp] whats this?",


unfortunately I forgot to call her Bob this time :( but this is the first time a gold seller has whispered me for a follow up :p

and as always, i got the screenshots

http://s767.photobucket.com/albums/xx319/DeniedGuild/Goldseller/

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yay bob came back :D, and how do you know its not some douchebag chinese dude messing with your head from back at home, maybe he honestly thinks this whole thing is a joke ;)

I myself had a good time talking to a girl named Zoe.
Was sad, though. She said she couldnt afford to not have the job and I asked if she liked Canadians. She said no. She told me a story about how some guy from Canada said he would buy gold, and would meet her later. She stayed up very late and he didn't show so she had to walk home alone in a dark alley and she was scared for her life.

D:

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Q u o t e:
Ok that's epic.

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A thread about a gold seller that's actually funny for once.

And here I thought my night at work was gonna be boring. thanks for an epic read!

Well, here I am wanting to encounter a non-bot gold seller now.

Kind of reminds me of the sigs I used on some site, of those Nigerian "We have a trust fund and huge amounts of money locked away under your name" scams.

What you do is you show your interest and ask them politely to take a picture of them holding a piece of paper with your phrase of choice on it to prove their authenticity. I usually just asked for usernames that meant nothing to them, @#!! was awesome.

I can't believe I read that.

YOU SIR

HAVE WON THE INTERNET!

I hope to god a blue read this one. This will be legendary.