That's why we only eat from fish feasts now. That pig on the regular feasts doesn't exactly look cooked, despite the apple in the mouth.

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That's why we only eat from fish feasts now. That pig on the regular feasts doesn't exactly look cooked, despite the apple in the mouth.

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good pun

Let me quickly dispel the rumors about swine flu in our raids. EVERYONE knows that the swine flu comes from the Alliance. Don't believe me? Well here is your proof..

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/p_ab_lo_1/ShowLetterg.jpg

This clearly isn't a member of the horde.

updated

bump

Need CASTERS PLS!!!!

Dance, chicken, DANCE!

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Dance, chicken, DANCE!

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Puppy Go!!!!

I've heard this guild has a bi-weekly pie eating contest, with generous intangible rewards. But only members are allowed to compete. We should all check it out, and by 'we' I mean you. And by 'you' I mean you - DEREK FINNIGAN!!! YES, I (WE) KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!!



P.S. I made that name up, but if a guy called Derek Finnigan happens upon this thread he shall be shocked, marvel at the powers we possess and join post haste. Targeted recruiting, way of the future my friends.

P.P.S. Bump

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Puppy Go!!!!

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Earl not a puppy :(

Oooooh butterfly! *runs away*

Hi.

Join.

I love spaghetti sauce! I love spaghetti sauce! Here's my puppy Ragu!!!

I has a Totem of Wrath. It is lonely and needs caster lovin'. Come, come!

Many of you may not be aware of this but Jwesley was actually the Nobel Peace Prize runner-up. Under Jwesley’s guidance Lowered Ex built dozens of Arcane and Demonology schools throughout Azeroth’s impoverished third world zones.

Risking life and limb, sort of…if you don’t take into account the fact that he can feign death, Jwesley single handedly led the charge against magical illiteracy providing a much needed, life line of education, to Azeroth’s youth.

Without his selfless efforts magic, as we know it, would not exist on Azeroth.

Ummm not really but we still do need casters so please apply.

Thank-you,

Safari

Ohhh OHHHHH! Sooo HUNGRY!!! And the Halloween Candy-palooza is still weeks away..... Oh if only I had some lock candy, it would surely settle this case of stomach grumbles. Oh woe is me.

I am bumping this thread.

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I am bumping this thread.

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ditto

/Clears throat

And now for a short recruitment poem...

Warlocks are red violets are blue, post on our website so you can join too!

-The End


Discalimer: Admission granted on a case by case basis after a through application review and proctological examination.

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Discalimer: Admission granted on a case by case basis after a through application review and rectal examination.

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Wut wut in the butt?