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  • Tichondrius
  • 20. Re: The EVIL WARLOCK's Guide: WotLK Edition!   07/15/2009 07:00:29 PM PDT
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EVIL Warlocks society? Don't make me laugh!

Ha! Ha!

Oh, look what you did. You made me laugh. And do you know what happens when I laugh? No, I don't decide to go watch Hannah Montana to keep the high going (well, okay, sometimes.), I kill things. Specifically, I kill Warlocks!

You see, oh master of evil, oh great bearer of soul and health stones, you forgot to include your own weakness. And yes, you DO have a weakness!

That weakness, my fri-hey? Is that a new Jonas Brothers video?

brb.

Okay, back. Now where was I...ah yes. Your weakness, good sir, is...dare I say it? Well, it's rather obvious, isn't it? Oh no, I'm going to laugh again!

Ha! Haa Ha!

Your weakness is that you want, nay, you require soulstones to survive! You need a SOUL to create a SOULstone!

As we learned in South Park, we cannot kill that which has no life. It thus stands to reason that if something doesn't have a life, it doesn't have a SOUL!

Therefore, you cannot ever get a soulstone.

Ha! Ha!
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  • Tichondrius
  • 21. Re: The EVIL WARLOCK's Guide: WotLK Edition!   07/15/2009 07:00:36 PM PDT
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They just wanted to love... is that so wrong?



and now mean angry paladins are hunting their poor cuddly felhunters to extinction. :(

on a more evil not, using eye of kilrogg to get raid bosses to yell stuff is pretty fun.


Also my guild fears my imp MUHAHAHAHAHA, All shall fear Gelnam, the demonic god of raid wipes!!!
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  • 22. Re: The EVIL WARLOCK's Guide: WotLK Edition!   07/15/2009 07:03:21 PM PDT
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This thread is forever full of win... holy crap, nice piece of material. Definitely posting in an epic thread

P.S. We can take souls out of souless inferior classes. We're just that good.

[ Post edited by Koshadows ]

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  • 23. Re: The EVIL WARLOCK's Guide: WotLK Edition!   07/15/2009 07:03:59 PM PDT
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Also my guild fears my imp MUHAHAHAHAHA, All shall fear Gelnam, the demonic god of raid wipes!!!


aggressive imps pulling bosses are fun amirite?
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  • Thaurissan
  • 24. Re: The EVIL WARLOCK's Guide: WotLK Edition!   07/15/2009 07:04:49 PM PDT
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9.5/10 Funny stuff.
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  • Gurubashi
  • 25. Re: The EVIL WARLOCK's Guide: WotLK Edition!   07/15/2009 07:05:08 PM PDT
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I think I love you, OP.

*Holds up very evil flowers*
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  • Garona
  • 26. Re: The EVIL WARLOCK's Guide: WotLK Edition!   07/15/2009 07:05:11 PM PDT
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and your raid leaders are likely to hold the warped view that tanks and healers are somehow more important than YOU, the unquestioned God Of DPS.



LOL this made my day cheers!
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  • 27. Re: The EVIL WARLOCK's Guide: WotLK Edition!   07/15/2009 07:05:51 PM PDT
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pure, unadulterated win.
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  • Tichondrius
  • 28. Re: The EVIL WARLOCK's Guide: WotLK Edition!   07/15/2009 07:06:17 PM PDT
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aggressive imps pulling bosses are fun amirite?


that and fear spam are the only things that keep heroics interesting.


it really does make heroics go a lot faster when you stick your imp on aggressive.


also @Crygil

can we have doom portal kill someone again?
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  • 29. Re: The EVIL WARLOCK's Guide: WotLK Edition!   07/15/2009 07:06:51 PM PDT
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and now mean angry paladins are hunting their poor cuddly felhunters to extinction. :(

on a more evil not, using eye of kilrogg to get raid bosses to yell stuff is pretty fun.


Also my guild fears my imp MUHAHAHAHAHA, All shall fear Gelnam, the demonic god of raid wipes!!!


Those are Carehunters and that's Eye of Kuddleogg. You'd know that, if you specialized in the Affection tree.

[ Post edited by Crygil ]

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  • 30. Re: The EVIL WARLOCK's Guide: WotLK Edition!   07/15/2009 07:08:54 PM PDT
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I was here.

Alliance
39 - Brundlefly | Diabolism | Farleyboy | Pibsqweek | Kountshokula | Hobocop | Squishyform | Kaeric
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39 - Diabolism
Next: Valkrimian - 19 Priest
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  • Jubei'Thos
  • 31. Re: The EVIL WARLOCK's Guide: WotLK Edition!   07/15/2009 07:08:57 PM PDT
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Those are Carehunters and that's Eye of Kuddleogg. You'd know that, if you specialized in the Affection tree.


note to self:

hunt down warlocks speced in the Affection tree.
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  • Tichondrius
  • 32. Re: The EVIL WARLOCK's Guide: WotLK Edition!   07/15/2009 07:10:38 PM PDT
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Those are Carehunters and that's Eye of Kuddleogg. You'd know that, if you specialized in the Affection tree.



what about the Succubus? She seams like all she wants is a little kiss and a cuddle.

all she does is get rejected, poor poor succy, will she ever find someone who truly appreciates her?
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  • Jubei'Thos
  • 33. Re: The EVIL WARLOCK's Guide: WotLK Edition!   07/15/2009 07:13:33 PM PDT
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what about the Succubus? She seams like all she wants is a little kiss and a cuddle.

all she does is get rejected, poor poor succy, will she ever find someone who truly appreciates her?


a Warlock Must never give into the Succubus, because to do so is to make her the master and that is completely unacceptable for any warlock as we are the master's

>=>

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  • 34. Re: The EVIL WARLOCK's Guide: WotLK Edition!   07/15/2009 07:15:06 PM PDT
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/gasp!

She's right! I do wish I could cast nothing but Holy Nova!

Troll.
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  • 35. Re: The EVIL WARLOCK's Guide: WotLK Edition!   07/15/2009 07:22:57 PM PDT
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Where is the love, snugglehuggle, goody-two shoes, happy Warlock's guide?

You really don't get what we're about, do you?

It can swim! My horse can swim! My strider can swim! My motorcycle can... how does this work again?
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  • Echo Isles
  • 37. Re: The EVIL WARLOCK's Guide: WotLK Edition!   07/15/2009 07:31:26 PM PDT
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posting in an epic thread.

This is my baby EVIL Warlock. One day he'll grow up big and strong and Haunt your dreams.

┌^^(◣_◢)^^┐
Esarus thar no'Darador - By Blood and Honor we Serve
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  • 38. Re: The EVIL WARLOCK's Guide: WotLK Edition!   07/15/2009 07:32:20 PM PDT
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Q u o t e:
posting in an epic thread.

This is my baby EVIL Warlock. One day he'll grow up big and strong and Haunt your dreams.


we haunt more than dreams m8
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  • Tichondrius
  • 39. Re: The EVIL WARLOCK's Guide: WotLK Edition!   07/15/2009 07:33:20 PM PDT
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posting in an epic thread.

This is my baby EVIL Warlock. One day he'll grow up big and strong and Haunt your dreams.


"can't do that while stunned"
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