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Although i do believe the jist of this story, I really have trouble believeing that an unemployed WoW player was so verbally superior to goverment officals. The way it sounds in your story, your totally ready with perfect lines for all there bumbling questions. Unless you make it a habit to get questioned by high ranking Goverment officials I really think you would have trouble doing anything but muttering out the truth, especially in a stressful situation like that one.

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People backing the OP up aside, they're government officials - you're dealing with pretty much the lowest dregs of society. The long-deceased tend to have higher brain functions.

Did they ask you what you had to eat earlier?

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Did they ask you what you had to eat earlier?

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LOL

Trust me. This story is true. I waited 5 freakin' hours for him to clear customs. He looked like %#%@ when he got out. And how did he thank me? He drank my booze and ate my food. ;)

Having known him for several months, and given the anti-government drivel he unloaded upon me while in Ottawa, I believe his story.

Yes, Stupid really talks like that.

Now, as to whether its SMART or not, well, the jury remains out. Actually, I'm pretty sure it falls on the more stupid end of Stupid's spectrum.

"Question Authority, Just Don't Challenge It When It Can Beat Your Ass."

Oh you know I like you Stupid. Don't pout like that.

Sorry about the trouble, if you ask me, that's what you get for having an iPod.

whoever is saying TLDR has ADD and needs to S TFU!

that is some crazy stuff and i think i would have had a break down myself. screw canada!

lol that was pretty funny. p.s

can the cops be like that in canada. with the searching through your laptop and all. that guy seemed like a ass.

cool story imo. you seem like a cool dude

This story makes me sad because if I ever found myself in a similar situation, I would not have the courage to "question back"

I am sorry to hear this actually happened to you. At least now I feel safer on a plane :) jk jk

Best read I've had.

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ROFL. And once again, the Canadian government fails.

<-- Cara, BTW . Figured I might as well say that, since this seems to be becoming a legendary thread.

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*points*

YOU'RE the cause of a national terrorism scare!

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Wow! What a day that was, I hope Cara bought you a beer. Not too much beer though, cause she might say, "Tim, let's go..."

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ROFL

Well there are warlocks and they need to be nerfed.

I almost died laughing.

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"Contraband," he said without looking up at me.
"Such as?"
"Child pornography, hate propaganda."
"Child porn I can understand, that's illegal. But hate propaganda is protected speech."
Now he looked up. "What country do you think you're in?"
"Oh, it's illegal in Canada?"
"I honestly don't know. But that doesn't matter. I get to decide what goes in this country. Do you have a problem with that?"
I paused for a long time while I thought about what I should say to this. "Yes."
"Yes, you do have a problem?"
"Yes, I do. If it's illegal in Canada I'll understand, but saying 'I don't want it in my country' isn't good enough when you're a government official."

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*appauding* Brilliant. Good on ya for being calm enough to respond so well.

great story, and the haikus are great too, can i get one?

p.s. posting in a legendary thread

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great story, and the haikus are great too, can i get one?

p.s. posting in a legendary thread

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