That was an awesome story.... OMG!! I Just got a great idea!

"Bomb on a Plane!"

In the end it turns out that is was just an IPoD stuck in the toilet!

It'll make millions!

Just like Snakes on a Plane!

wow, I'm impressed again.

can stupid get any better?

I submit that he cannot!!

by the way, where did the quote in your sig come from?

Nice story..

If you were Arab you would be in Guantanamo by now..

Hurray for racial profiling..

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by the way, where did the quote in your sig come from?

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Some dude named Stephen Roberts. Don't remember where I first saw it. Probably someone else's sig, hehe.

To the above poster (Murmandamus):

BRIAN REGAN ROCKS!!

Tivo'd for good measure.

Ipoop

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"In an online game."
"What online game?"
"Umm ... World of Warcraft," I responded meekly.
"What kind of game is this?"
"It's a fantasy game ... it takes place online."
"Fantasy ... like it's got wizards and warlocks?"
"Well, it's got warlocks." (And they need to be nerfed.)

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That made me laugh.

I read it all. Nice story.

Just one question. Is iPod still working?

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IM SICK AND TIRED OF THESE MOTHER%#&@ING IPODS ON THIS MOTHER%#&@ING PLANE

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Brilliant! Gonna use that for my forum sig.

Awesome story Stupid, I love your comebacks.

Thanks for sharing dude, everyone in my office was laughing there asses off. And then we wen't into a meeting and we all got in crap cause someone poked a joke and we where all snikering in the back. The questions they asked you are kinda outrageous, I would of been pissed. And to think our security in canada is 100% more laxx then yours in the US. I can only imagine what would happen to a canadian flying to a us and having that happen to them.

It would prolly go something like, military jets disbatched to bring down the jet. When it lands complete strip search, and then hooped by some dudes big fingers. After that likely taken to some secret underground installation where you would get whipped until you admitted to something you never did.

But seriously thats crazzy dude.

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It would prolly go something like, military jets disbatched to bring down the jet. When it lands complete strip search, and then hooped by some dudes big fingers. After that likely taken to some secret underground installation where you would get whipped until you admitted to something you never did.

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Yeah, they'd take you to Area 53. That's where we do all our evil secret torture of people that look at our Air Marshals funny, and also all their family, friends, and everyone they've ever met. It's right next to Area 52, and just as plausible.

bumparoo

Maaaan this story rocks! And this is my first post on the new forums. Doth thou feel special? I sure do.

Jesus Christ why did you have to dredge this up.

I got the same kind of questioning just going to visit a friend in NY.

The questions got more personal after I said he lived in Brooklyn....hmmmmmm......

WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I should've told him to go to hell and just went home.

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"Fantasy ... like it's got wizards and warlocks?"
"Well, it's got warlocks." (And they need to be nerfed.)

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LMAO, i loved it. I am sorry about your bad plane experience though.

Thats funny because when i played wow i became addicted. You got lucky.

ok... good story and all.. but stupid,where do u live? cuase if its far from canada i cant see anyone flying somewhere to meet someone from WoW. i mean i already know u flew internationally, but how much would you do for a friend from Wow?