Legendary Thread.

Truly wise and intelligent people are a rarity in the WoW forums, I gotta say I'm impressed :)

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Yeah, eventually. An iPod nano would be neat if they stored 8GB, but 4GB is cutting it too close. Guess it's an iPod video for me.

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I bet a nano would flush...

Good point.

Posting in a legendary thread.

crazy crazy

I played Final Fantasy VII, I became a terrorist.

I bet you're gonna piss before flights from now on o.~

Awesome story man. I've been *MAJORLY* hassled by Canadian Customs too, but not to THAT extent.

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It was me and a gruff, humorless customs official. He unpacked my luggage entirely, ran the contents of my wallet through a bomb sweep, and carefully examined all of my belongings. He then asked me to turn on my laptop. I did, and he began using it. I saw him open Spotlight and begin searching.

"Do you connect to the Internet on this laptop?"
"Yes."
"Have you downloaded and images?"
"Huh? What do you mean?"
"Do you have any pornography?"
"No."

I waited in total silence for about 10 minutes as he kept searching and searching, until I finally asked him, "What are you looking for?"

"Contraband," he said without looking up at me.
"Such as?"
"Child pornography, hate propaganda."
"Child porn I can understand, that's illegal. But hate propaganda is protected speech."
Now he looked up. "What country do you think you're in?"
"Oh, it's illegal in Canada?"
"I honestly don't know. But that doesn't matter. I get to decide what goes in this country. Do you have a problem with that?"
I paused for a long time while I thought about what I should say to this. "Yes."
"Yes, you do have a problem?"
"Yes, I do. If it's illegal in Canada I'll understand, but saying 'I don't want it in my country' isn't good enough when you're a government official."

Now he was pissed. "Don't fool around with me. I'm sure you want this to end as much as I do. So I will ask you questions, and you will answer. Do you understand?"

Another long pause while I thought. "Yes, I do."

He continued his exhaustive audit of my computer's contents, then returned it to me. We waited for a Customs escort, who showed me out of the room and back to the terminal. There they left me without saying a word, and I was free to go.

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Did he actually tell you to log in or is your Mac set to just boot straight to the desktop? Just curious because I sure as hell wouldn't have logged in for them. Or I would have logged in as Guest :)

He made me log into my computer, and I logged in for him. I had hesitated, wondered if I should, but for whatever reason I decided to log in and relinquish control to him.

its people like you that give Insurgents a bad name

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its people like you that give Insurgents a bad name

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You really ought to back up such accusations with evidence.

for those to stupied to get the joke look at my guild name. then use your brain for a few seconds.




that messed up, but people are perinoide in this day and age.












and sorry i had to make that post about the name. A chance like that only comes around once in a blue moon

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"It landed in the toilet. Knowing that his iPod was ruined and apparently reluctant to put his hands in the toilet, the young man tried unsuccessfully to flush it away and returned to his seat."

"The Sun learned the item was an iPod and the passenger who dropped it in the toilet didn't want to pick it out. "


Haha, you're not so innocent. THE NEWS SAYS YOU KNEW YOU DROPPED IT, THEREFORE IT MUST BE TRUE.

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pwnt

Not only was the original story sufficiently amusing, but the OP actually has a brain too. I less than three you.

Tally ho,
Shaei

Airports are ridiculous after the whole Liquids on a Plane! fiasco. Leaving LGA was hell on a stick and I really really really love how items bought while in the terminal are now considered dangerous.

"ZOMG, did u maek a bamb out uv tht smoothie while u weer n teh termnal?!?!!?"
It's so ridiculous, friendly skies indeed.

Interesting story. I understand how an Ipod could fall from one's belt unnoticed, but how would you not hear it clatter in the toilet?

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Airports are ridiculous after the whole Liquids on a Plane! fiasco. Leaving LGA was hell on a stick and I really really really love how items bought while in the terminal are now considered dangerous.

"ZOMG, did u maek a bamb out uv tht smoothie while u weer n teh termnal?!?!!?"
It's so ridiculous, friendly skies indeed.

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Maybe you are MacGyver!!!!

Thats pretty messed up...